I've had soaking wet feet for almost a week now and suspect I'm developing some kind of foot rot - my feet are all swollen and have turned a shade of purple.
Venturing to Vanuatu, Touring Tasmania, Swinging by Singapore… Here’s what’s in store for 2018!
This is a tropical archipelago boasting live, lava-spewing volcanoes, it’s a place where cannibals feasted on eager missionaries until fairly recently, where dugongs casually snuffle along the ocean bed, and where the local tribesmen demonstrate their masculinity by bungee jumping, naked, from a scaffold with only a vine tied around their ankles.